The Florin Summer House
Seurasaari Helsinki
photo by greg mansfield
Amazing Foods
In which Rohan is enthusiastic.
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“The wand chooses the wizard… it’s not always clear why.”
I always imagined that all wands looked roughly the same, maybe slightly different colors, but certainly not all those different, carefully constructed, unique, designs. I think of them as more utilitarian. Though I see the appeal of a unique design for every witch and wizard, it seems impractical, especially since they only cost seven galleons and a unicorn hair can cost up to 10 galleons. It doesn’t seem to be good business for Ollivander.
I always assumed the Ministry of Magic subsidised the entire wand-making industry. Like, they seem pretty essential to how everything runs in the wizarding world - and think of all the money you save on healthcare if you just make sure Ollivander stays in business!
Don’t you think there must be a guild of wandmakers? Such a small interconnected group of highly valuable artisans must, over the years, have aggregated a trust from shared profits, taxes, patronage, and investments which they use to support wandmakers and their apprentices.
How could a wandmaker ever make it on his own? The cost of each wand might cover its materials, but definitely can’t net much of a salary for folks like Ollivander. He spends all year crafting new wands for the late summer rush of Hogwarts first-years, though of course he can never be sure if his stock, built up over a lifetime, will be able to accomodate every new wizard; surely none of his wands choose a particular wizard every so often, and he must refer the poor firstie to a colleague’s shop for another go. This particular distribution of sales also creates an incredibly front-loaded profit margin each fiscal year—a flood of capital is great for restocking inventory, but irregular cash flows terribly dangerous for sustaining his operating costs for the other eleven months of the year. Moreover, like farmers dependent on stable currency and the market value of their crops, the availability of supplies like dragon heartstrings and unicorn tail hairs are entirely dependent upon tiny vulnerable populations not available domestically. Ollivander is as helpless before and dependent upon the health of elm trees and the political situation in Romania as farmers are to rain.
This is why a support network is necessary. A guild puts wandmakers in a position to work toward mutual success: sharing resources instead of hoarding them; communicating about potential threats to their supply chain; setting a fixed price for wands, adjusted of course for inflation and production costs, regardless of relative affluence of the region; and incentivizing new members to set up shop in underserved areas instead of saturating the market in major wizarding cities.
Moreover, this guild will possess a trust, a set of funds built up over centuries and maintained by dedicated custodians within the guild leadership. These funds support wandmakers like Ollivander by subsidizing their operating costs; provide pensions to retirees; pay stipends to apprentices; and offer loans to wandmakers during difficult years.
I think that before the democratic ethos of the guild system took over, wands used to be prohibitively expensive. They were analogous to swords, difficult to make and worth as much as modern cars or houses. A wandmaker might produce ten really good wands a year, and for those who could afford one, a wand was not a coming-of-age rite but a family heirloom. Old wizarding families likely had small collections of wands, and bestowed one to their firstborn or heir when the time was right. Those without family wands would have to save up for years in order to afford it—but of course, without a wand, one is restricted to lower-paying intellectual, service, or nonmagical vocations. Thus wands were held by and passed among established wizarding families, physical proof of the socio-genetic wizarding hierarchy which still plagues the modern wizarding world. Wands were not conduits for an individual’s talents but inherently valuable status symbols, powerful even if the wielder is not particularly good at magic.
Such a concentration of power—magical, cultural, political, and social—rewards the privileged few and disenfranchises the many. None but the heirs of wizarding families (and maybe their siblings if the family is rich with wands) can access magic; magical individuals born to non-wizarding families, non-heirs within wizarding families, families whose wands have been stolen or lost, and new wizarding families formed by marriages between non-heirs are all disempowered by this glass ceiling.
Wands held exclusively by the privileged few results in stability for the Wizarding world, as is always the case in societies with castes. This system protected the small and oft-persecuted wizarding population for centuries—yet discouraged innovation and retarded social change.
Then there was Ollivander.
The youngest in a long line of wandmakers, Ollivander grew up watching his father and grandfather and great-grandfather create exquisite wands for highborn customers ranging from the dismissive to the presumptuous. He witnessed their undeserved and unasked-for dependence on these privileged few—but he also listened. He heard what they whispered as their shop doors swung closed: “The wand chooses the wizard.”
What a radical statement. Wandmakers know that wands cannot be bought, traded, stolen, hoarded, or coerced away from their owners. Wands choose wizards. Wands intuit their rightful bearers, regardless of status, wealth, blood, and lineage. Wands reject the socio-genetic wizarding hierarchy; wands embrace muggleborns; wands don’t give a fig about who your daddy was. They forge with a singular wizard a bond that can only be broken by defeat in consensual single combat or death.
Ollivander learned from his ancestors that wands and the artisans who create them serve a higher cause than the market. So century and a half ago, talented and fearless and with his father’s blessing, he began to reshape the wizarding world to yield to that truth. He served the same few families all other wandmakers did, but at the same time, in pub cellars and dragon hatcheries and the kitchens of hawthorn foresters, he began to spread his gospel. Across Europe and the world, wandmakers and the tradesmen who supply their workshops began to see their trades a little differently. They began to think it a little unfair that their neighbor, who’d been transfiguring frogs into teacups since she was three, would never be able to apprentice for a potionmaker since her parents could not afford a wand; that heirs had to marry as their parents dictated or else be disinherited, wandless and alone; that Muggles with magic would never enter into this robust world of wonder, healing, and flight.
And when enough people believed, when Ollivander amassed enough attention from people who mattered—people with money to invest and kids in need of wands—well, then he founded the Wandmakers Guild, and the wizarding world was forever changed.
AMANDA
Wounded Healer (Deer Tick sample) - Watsky
Mmmm… can Watsky and Deer Tick please collaborate for realz?
Dan Mangan covers the Neutral Milk Hotel song - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
- Pete
I have a very distinct memory of my grandma insisting on us eating by this statue when I was a child.
Share a burger, enjoy some public art. (Taken with instagram)
Happy 4th everyone - I came into some new audio software this year, and I learn things by doing so I made this mashup called “Gettin Murph’d” ft. Watch the Throne, Radiohead, Zeppelin and Sigur Ros. It is free to listen to and download, so enjoy and share it with your friends :)
Here is the original link.
http://http://soundcloud.com/rowlfwannabe/gettin-murphd
Bad Feeling #46:
that awful in-between; at the end of a holiday before real life begins, when someThing is over but the next Thing hasn’t yet begun, when the past is a comfort and the future is unknown. being unsure. wasting time not being as happy as you could or should or would be, and how much worse the Bad Feeling gets when you realise how little time you really have.
Leslie has done an excellent job of putting my thoughts into words.
It was a lot harder to leave VidCon this time around than last time. I hadn’t felt this much boo-hooeyness since my first gathering in 2009. That could have been because we were stewing in goodbyes for hours. Either way, it was really difficult.
Three years ago, I said in a long lost blog that my friends from YouTube are helping me learn so much about myself and the world around me. Because I’m exposed to different types of people with different lives, I’m more well-rounded as a person.
Online friendships take work, because you are given a challenge from the start. You must talk in your free time in abundance since there is no coincidence of just running into your friends in the same location. That challenge also makes you wade out the bullshit- you’re not going to waste your time on the Internet with people you don’t want to talk to. We are a lot more tolerant to those we see all the time at work, school, whatever. If you’re friends with someone online, that’s because you urged for that to happened, not from just being in a same location. Neither of these types of friendships are any better or worse than the other, but I think there’s something interesting about a set of relationships that required so much fighting against odds.
I also said three years ago that when I’m leaving these people behind, I’m leaving a bit of myself. I never understood why that was an actual thing until last night, when VidCon was over and I was at the beach surrounding a bonfire with 9 other amazing people. I wasn’t leaving just any random parts of me, I was leaving the best parts behind.
Have you ever realized a particular moment in life when you were being the best version of yourself? Most evolved version of yourself? Yeah I have, and I want to be that person every single day for all kinds of people for the rest of my life.
What’s so upsetting is that I don’t really know how to do that yet. And I really need Phil and Eric and Ev and Peter and Amanda and everyone else to show me what to do, even though they don’t know they’re doing it. They can’t always do that on my 15” laptop.
That sounds completely selfish of me to burden my friends with that yearning, but they really just have to be themselves. It’s crazy and amazing.
I don’t know, man.
Reblogging myself.
Two years ago, this video was my first introduction to Amanda. Last weekend, we shared a bed as VidCon roomies. I am incredibly lucky to have this lady in my life, and we share a truly remarkable group of friends.
The Myth of “IRL”
Dolores, the Studebaker, and a friendly deer near Jasper, on the road to Lac Beauvert, Jasper National Park, Alberta, Canada, summer 1955.
Stopping on our way to somewhere else.
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